Ok now THIS is the most twisted AHS: Freak Show teaser we’ve seen yet!
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
the shadows rising cover pisses me off. I mean I know the cover-artist didn’t read the books but DAMN somebody could have given him some pointers
I THINK it’s meant to be Rand, Mat and Moiraine. but why would they all be hanging out together and why the fuck would Moiraine be serving them stew and where the shit is LAN
ALSO. Fires of Heaven. RJ writes, and I quote - “[Aviendha’s] dark reddish hair still came well short of her shoulders and hardly needed the folded brown scarf to keep it out of her face.”
meanwhile cover-Aviendha has a flowing, fiery, yellow-orange mane down her fuckin back
don’t even get me started on how everybody looks super haggardly-middle-aged
obligatory mention of this painting in some mexican restaurant:
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK?????
Mat, Elayne, Lanfear, Nynaeve, and Aviendha. Representing at Dragon Con despite lacking a Cara’carn!
I will go as Rand some day, I swear. this is fucking flawless though.
gangs all here
how do people make this shit happen, seriously